deepbrew

The Amish are Attacking! A deadly force of 46 nonmilitant guerrilla fighters from the Conservative Corps of VA is expected to arrive in the Big Apple tommorrow sometime before nightfull. The group is expected to be infiltrating the subways and heavily populated areas above ground. Be on the lookout for gauzy headgear or dark clothing. Members of this group are typically armed with deadly JFU’s, a weapon they do not hesitate to deploy without warning.

Yes we are really and truly going to NYC tommorrow. 29 people from our church and the rest from nearby Mennonite churches. I’m hoping the JFU’s won’t be the main thrust of our campaign, as I don’t have much faith in their effectiveness if they are merely thrust in people’s faces without explanation or without relationship of some kind. Do pray for us. I hope to give a report when we return.